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Episode 2: She's a "Yes", I'm a "No".....Together we make "Maybe's". - Part 1

Back in 2000, my wife and I were still in our first year of marriage. I was working for a car rental company, and my wife was working for a freight forwarder.  At the car rental company, I worked Monday through Friday. However, they had a rule that one weekend per month, we had to all come in on Saturday from 8:00 a.m. to noon.  On one particular Friday, just before that month's chosen Saturday to work, we were called into the big boss's office and informed that the company we worked for had been bought out by a larger car rental company. Because of this, we were told that our entire office would be laid off in a few weeks.  I felt my heart fall into my stomach. My mind started raising about what I would do. Where would I go? I needed to find a job urgently. I'm married now. I have bills. I need gas money.....and a wife who likes shopping! Something had to be done!  As luck would have it, that very next morning, I not only had to get up and go to work for 4 hours.......

Episode 1: The Captain meets his match.

    As a young man in my early twenty's, I knew VERY little about computers. The internet was still relatively new, and only just beginning to really take off.  I worked for a furniture store, delivering very heavy furniture pieces for a living.....and the pay was less than what is today considered "minimum wage".  Every day I walked out of work so drenched in sweat that I looked like I had stepped into a shower with my clothes on. I went through deodorant like a man who has been lost in the desert for days, finally getting a drink of water.  One day a friend of mine called me up. She worked for a courier company and they had a job opening.  She asked me "Would you like to get paid a much larger amount, to drive around an air conditioned company car, and pick up and deliver PAPERWORK....JUST PAPERWORK..... between various shipping companies, airlines, Trucking companies, and the U.S. Customs office?"......"oh, and did I mention they had insurance benefits?...

(INTRODUCTION) ....And so it begins: "I was born at a young age...."

  Hello, I figure that is the simplest and best way to get this started. A simple greeting to begin getting to know each other. If you are reading this, then it's nice to have you join me and my family on this little journey. Thank you for coming by. Feel free to stay a while. I am a 47 year old husband, and father of 3 (grown, or nearly grown) children. It is my hope that each of them will contribute to this website going forward, so that they can all put their own mark on this. As for me, I was born in Atlanta, Georgia, and currently live with my family in a small town in Alabama. My oldest child, Ducky, is my 21 year old daughter. (Just to be clear, Ducky is not her real name. I will not be using any of their real names for security reasons. Each of my family members have chosen their own names for this purpose). She (Ducky) is my artist. She has my sense of humor, which should scare you all. :) She's quick with the one line come backs, and sees the humor in the mo...